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sarah85
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Post subject: dont talk to the parrot  Posted: 28 Jan 2009 18:01 |
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Subject: DO NOT TALK TO THE PARROT
Wanda's dishwasher stopped working so she called a repairman.
Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, 'I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll send you a cheque.'
'Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do Not, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot! I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!'
When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he had ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling.
Finally, the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, ' Shut up, you stupid ugly bird!'
To which the parrot replied, 'Get him, Spike!'
See - Men just don't listen!
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Jolo
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Post subject: Re: dont talk to the parrot Posted: 28 Jan 2009 18:05 |
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 hilarious!!
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Post subject: Re: dont talk to the parrot Posted: 29 Jan 2009 11:15 |
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Lmao
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kate
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Post subject: Re: dont talk to the parrot Posted: 06 Feb 2009 01:40 |
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